If my exes are anything to go by then this is 100% factual…

If my exes are anything to go by then this is 100% factual…


An advert for Durex if ever there was one…

If I didn’t laugh I’d cry! Oh well, just me and my bullet again tonight…

Not sure I want to get outta bed this morning!

Not entirely sure why “I’m a horny slut” isn’t an option… 😉😋✊🏻💦

And I mean it from the bottom of my heart…