If my exes are anything to go by then this is 100% factual…
Another Break…
Sorry for going AWOL on you all again. Still searching for a guy with a big one…
Stirring!
Don’t put it in there when I’ve a perfectly functioning mouth…
Goodbye Christmas!
Another one gladly fucks off…
(Apologies for my recent silence)
Has Lots of Cakes; Cries When One Gets Shared…
Will these hoes ever learn…?
Practice Safe Sex, Kids!
An advert for Durex if ever there was one…
Single Life
If I didn’t laugh I’d cry! Oh well, just me and my bullet again tonight…
Fuck, It’s Cold!!!
Not sure I want to get outta bed this morning!
Allergies In the Middle of December…?
Sneezing my nose off and looking like I’ve been on a cocktail of Class A drugs! Great!
DIY
Not entirely sure why “I’m a horny slut” isn’t an option… 😉😋✊🏻💦
